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Bad decision. She told me that thongs were not ~real~ underwear and that they were only for sexual promiscuity. She embarrassed the Chicks dig the beard premium Christmas raglan sweater moreover I love this hell out of me. I explained that I don’t like panty lines and that all underwear rides up anyway. I have a pretty big butt and no underwear covers my entire cheeks. For years people referenced to me at JLo (Jennifer Lopez). Future MIL cut me off, telling me that I have a tiny, nonexistent butt and huge boobs (In fact have the opposite. I’m not sure what version of me she saw, but that’s beside the point). She thought I needed a very specific cut of underwear. I argued, but she persisted that her son wouldn’t date a slut (not her exact words, but might as well have been) and every six months I get some in the mail. Every six months I thank her and tell her they’re great and I exchange them for thongs.