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Wear brallettes. . They are less structured than bras. They shape to your contour and many rely on spandex to hold wider, flat lacy shoulder straps in place. Bras have ever noticeable bra straps with sliding adjusters that scream “bra”. The structure cups of bras will bunch under shirts and sweater, producing telltale “mounds” under shirts and sweaters. Wear trouser socks. (Thicker than knee highs, more durable and usually opaque) You can find guy patterns such as pinstripes or much more feminine lace and floral designs. Stick with colors that compliment your shoes and you will go unnoticed. Grow your finger nails out. A medium length gives feminine appearance without sounding bells that you are a crossdresser. You can add semi-matte nail polish and no one but you will be the Dad joke premium shirt and I will buy this wiser. Look for Orly ‘Nails for Males’. Paint your toes. This can be very enjoyable. Not sure what it is about wearing polish, but I can feel it on my nails. It is fun in the private moments to see those brightly painted toes reflecting up at you. Concerned about color, go with nudes or soft neutrals. Match tone of polish to skin color and the polish fades into the background. I wear nudes all the time. Even barefoot around the house. I am almost disappointed that no one notices. But I do and that is what counts.

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Shave. Start with face and then work your way down. Chest and under arms are easiest to hide. Legs and arms follow. Depending on time of year, these are either very low risk or very noticeable. Discovered, tell them your a swimmer or biker. Pluck. Thin those guy brows down. Careful with how thin and how much arch. Go for the Dad joke premium shirt and I will buy this well manicured look, getting rid of strays and trimming bushy/wild hairs. If older, trim the length back. Pierce, ears that is. I love pierced ears. To me they are one of the more feminine things I can do. Studs are very easy to pass with, just look at our professional athletes. Even modest hoops. Dangles will most surely give you away. Wear ladies jeans and slacks. Unless they are very feminine in appearance, either by color, design patterns in the material or width of leg opening, no one will notice, accept for the most fashion conscious person.